Objective: Rescue Turtle from the middle of the street so it make the morning edition of Road Kill
M.O. / Tactics: Grab a firm hold of said Turtle with both hands and place turtle in trunk of car (reason being there was no body of water close, and I do reside lakefront)
As you can see, Turtle occupies on third of my trunk space -mighty grand turtle to find wandering the streets if you ask me. [Exhibit A]
All missions of course, has it's repercussions. Case in point: Turtle likes breasts too, as he attempted to get a big snip off me. Intensive training of course yielded my keen and immediate reflexes, so all Turtle got was my shirt and bra. My left breast has been spared. [See Exhibit B below]
Never in my life had I see any turtle run so fast. As I set my camera in order to take pictures to catalog the success of this mission, and Turtle's return to a safe haven, Turtle ran away, diving deep underneath the calm waters of Lake Waterford Chase. How fast can a turtle run? Pretty darn fast, since all I was able to take of Turtle's release was his speedy hind and a graceful wave goodbye. [See Exhibit C, below]
Debriefing: Mission was a success. Turtle now resides happily in a fitting habitat.
End report.
All in a days work.
Good work!!
yay! great work!
Given the nature of it's actions, I'm guessing this was a male turtle ... ;)
-G
bravo! never figured turtles to be boob-men... heh, learn something new everyday.
*snicker* Hooray! That was a big sucker. The one time I saved one from certain doom, I got a big scratch down my arm for my troubles. He just got carried to the side of the road, though -- Disney lakes tend to have gators in them.
Congratulations on a successful mission! How fortunate that it was you that came across the turtle :)
a) That turtle was humongous. Maybe it was a Mutant.
b) I thought turtles were supposed to be slow!
c) You're funny.